Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work? In case she had to draw some blood.

A blonde totaled her car in a terrible accidcent.Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying freshlipstick when the state trooper arrived. "My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like it was crushed by a giant meteor. Are you okay,ma'am?" "Yes,officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped. "Well, how in the world did this happen?" The officer asked as he survayed the wrecked car. "Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this tree pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was another tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was a..." "Uh, ma'am," the officer said, interrupting her, "There isn't a tree on this roadfor 30 miles. That was you air freshener swinging back and forth."

What do you call a blonde grabbing at air?
Collecting her thoughts.

Blonde's Revenge

For all of you blondes that were offended by the jokes above here are some just for you!

What's brown and red and black and blue?
A brunette whose told one too many blonde jokes.

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one liners?
So brunettes can remember them.

What do most brunettes miss most about a great party?
The invitation.

The broccoli at the top of the page has nothing to do with the jokes. It is just showing you all that I hold the power of the broccoli! (Augh- not the broccoli!!!)